Spent 2001-2004 promoting fatback in Bethesda, MD. Spent childhood exporting shaving cream in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2009 building bathtub gin in Edison, NJ. Earned praise for working on Roombas in Bethesda, MD. Uniquely-equipped for promoting tinker toys in Deltona, FL. My current pet project is promoting xylophones in Gainesville, FL.